Jade Orient Restaurant

Quite simply, the worst Chinese food I've ever had. We only went there because it was after 10 p.m. on a Friday night and we were starving. If I had it to do over, I would have just come home and made myself a sandwich. The beef with noodles w ... more

Quite simply, the worst Chinese food I've ever had. We only went there because it was after 10 p.m. on a Friday night and we were starving. If I had it to do over, I would have just come home and made myself a sandwich. The beef with noodles was so gross looking I was afraid to try it. Seriously. The beef was gray and slimy, the noodles looked like they'd been sitting around for days. The food was so salty I could barely get it down. After two bites, I was begging for the check. The only positive thing I can say is that they make one heck of a Scorpion bowl. less