Cafe Montmartre

First off, let the Flatlander go back to Chicago to take some grammar and vocabulary lessons, (stupid FIB). Then, go ahead and backhand the insufferable little nit-wit laughing at people for attempting to run the world, (at least they are in the ... more

First off, let the Flatlander go back to Chicago to take some grammar and vocabulary lessons, (stupid FIB). Then, go ahead and backhand the insufferable little nit-wit laughing at people for attempting to run the world, (at least they are in the game). Finally, remind the heroin-chik-brooding bimbo that the trash can is no place to find needles; unless you are a brooding heroin bimbo like Pupuplatter. Anyone with common sense knows the difference between wanting to have a drink and not be marginalized for it and falling victim to the twaddle from the three blind mice mentioned above. Enjoy it, you are paying for it. Yippeeeee! less

It's not that bad. I'm from chcago and we have alot more places like this there. These Madison folks are more used to the brat and cheese curd dinner than the baked brie. Overall I reccomend good music, good food. A little pricey but no bi ... more

It's not that bad. I'm from chcago and we have alot more places like this there. These Madison folks are more used to the brat and cheese curd dinner than the baked brie. Overall I reccomend good music, good food. A little pricey but no big deal. less

I agree that this place takes itself a little too seriously, but it has atmosphere. Besides, go there and laugh at the people who think they know how to run the world but can't balance their checkbook. Food is quite good, which shocked me. Nic ... more

I agree that this place takes itself a little too seriously, but it has atmosphere. Besides, go there and laugh at the people who think they know how to run the world but can't balance their checkbook. Food is quite good, which shocked me. Nice selection of spirits too. The live entertainment isn't bad either. Alas, it doens't recreate a Paris cafe or a jazz blues club of the 50's, but it isn't a bad stab at it. Try it and see what ya think. Bring some cash though. less

Cafe Mo-Money is known for it's over-pricing, which draws the hipsters but also the wanna-bees. A dark, heroin-chik, brooding look should be adorned before attempting to make an entrance. Turtle-necks are out, but seem to have been reborn to fas ... more

Cafe Mo-Money is known for it's over-pricing, which draws the hipsters but also the wanna-bees. A dark, heroin-chik, brooding look should be adorned before attempting to make an entrance. Turtle-necks are out, but seem to have been reborn to fashion in this Wisconsin-NYC-Wisconsin rondez-vous. You will either feel comfortable and shi shi here--which admittedly can happens--or you will HATE it. Take yourself too seriously and try it out. less