Acapulco Joe's Mexican Food

I made a 25 person reservation for my birthday more than a week in advance for the outside deck. The reason I chose this place was b/c of the outside seating. A woman even called me from the restaurant the morning of to confirm my "outside reser ... more

I made a 25 person reservation for my birthday more than a week in advance for the outside deck. The reason I chose this place was b/c of the outside seating. A woman even called me from the restaurant the morning of to confirm my "outside reservation for 25 people". When I arrived, they had 2 tables set up INSIDE and ended up giving away one of my tables b/c not all of us were there at the same time. I asked the owner if we could sparatically sit outside once tables started opening and she said it wouldn't be a problem, well it was a problem b/c I never got to sit outside until the last 5 minutes. I was infuriated. Aren't reservations suppose to RESERVE your seat? They did absolutely nothing to accommodate their mistake. Their margaritas are straight mixer with a drop of cheap tequila, they played God Bless America every 20 minutes (horrific), no festive music was ever playing and someone kept obnoxiously yelling over their PA. It was a nightmare. I will NEVER EVER EVER go back. less

Waiting very long to put our order in we filled up on stale tortillas which either had no salsa to accompany them or the mystery sauce in the dirty squeeze bottles, one was sweet, one was bland. I had tacitos which tasted like somebody had had pur ... more

Waiting very long to put our order in we filled up on stale tortillas which either had no salsa to accompany them or the mystery sauce in the dirty squeeze bottles, one was sweet, one was bland. I had tacitos which tasted like somebody had had purchased them at gas station earlier, thawed, re-froze and re-cooked the dish to the peak of imperfection. The three amigos trio was no amigo of ours in this crummy mexican restaurant. The beef and beans actually tasted like there was poop mixed in them. My girlfriend was ill for two days after we ate there. I'd rather go to taco bell, it's cheaper and you can't taste the poop. less