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Fall River, MA

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Well, What can I say about me, I am a stinky guy and I like to eat. When I was born, the doctor named me stinky, but my parents just called me swill. So I legally changed my last name from Eeta to Smella, but I am a Congressional Aide de' Campe and I travel all ove the US and eat everywhere. I also have a serious weight problem because of it. They actually charge me for 3 seats on the airline instead of two like the other overweight people.

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Restaurant Name	City	Rating
Chinatown	Stoughton, MA
The restaurant is very clean and you can see the chefs cooking through a glass wall. Theyhave call ahead seating so I called ahead to ask for a table forfour. The woman who answered the phone at the restaurant toldme to come, there was no wait to be ... more The restaurant is very clean and you can see the chefs cooking through a glass wall. Theyhave call ahead seating so I called ahead to ask for a table forfour. The woman who answered the phone at the restaurant toldme to come, there was no wait to be seated. We arrived at the restaurant45 minutes later (it was snowing) and they told us that they wereclosing early and weren't seating any more parties. There were people still eating dinner and yet they would not seat us. less
Szechuan Taste & Thai Cafe	Amesbury, MA
This place is just average, I am puzzeledas to why it is quite popular. A look around the restaurant, andlistening to what was being ordered told me most of their customersare less than adventurous. Sweet and sour chicken or shrimp wason each table n ... more This place is just average, I am puzzeledas to why it is quite popular. A look around the restaurant, andlistening to what was being ordered told me most of their customersare less than adventurous. Sweet and sour chicken or shrimp wason each table near me as well as the usual egg rolls and wonton soup.When the customers are in a rut of ordering the same things allthe time I can't see how the kitchen won't get in a rut too. less
Chung King	Billerica, MA
Their pupu-platters are excellent and they offer a wide selection of alternative dishes. Szechuan Taste owns several restaurants by the same name. Both of their locations in Amesbury and Pleasant Street in Newburyport are excellent!
Golden Panda Restaurant	North Attleboro, MA
The menu is consist of Chinese, Thai, and Grill specialties. We found that in addition to the usual pu pu platter they have other unique items...wetried their Scallop Chiseyaki and Calamari Bravo (both of which I havenever seen before but tasted grea ... more The menu is consist of Chinese, Thai, and Grill specialties. We found that in addition to the usual pu pu platter they have other unique items...wetried their Scallop Chiseyaki and Calamari Bravo (both of which I havenever seen before but tasted great). The entrees all have gorgeouspresentation and tasted so fresh! My personal favorites are Plum Duckand Garlic Steamed Shrimp...greatflavor and texture. My friend triedthe Sirloin Steak Teriyaki and was surprised that an Asian restaurant could prepare steaks so well! less
Carl's Diner	Oxford, MA
Samplersare an excellent way to determine which brews match your palate;for those liking heavier beer the Bear Claw Porter is superb. Not to be confused with fine dining,
The Flume	Mashpee, MA
I ever had the portions were out of thisworld i remember my first time there the server said if we lefthungry it was our own fault if we finished our 4 eggs, 10 sausage we paid 5.50 which included our drinks
Boulevard Diner	Worcester, MA
Redecorated with a pleasant and homeystyle, you feel comfortable sitting and dining for hours. Thewine list is fantastic. I remember there being more than 20 winesby the glass. Wine by the glass was very reasonable and the chefeven made his recommend ... more Redecorated with a pleasant and homeystyle, you feel comfortable sitting and dining for hours. Thewine list is fantastic. I remember there being more than 20 winesby the glass. Wine by the glass was very reasonable and the chefeven made his recommendations right on the menu. Coctails wereample in size and well prepared. The Food was magnificent. Thepork osso bucco was so tender you didn't need a knife and itwas so clear that the vegetables were fresh that day. My diningcompanion's seafood fra diavolo was killer, chunks of Lobster and just spicy enough. less
Durgin-Park	Boston, MA
At closing time it'sstanding room only as everybody who want's to be anybody stopshere before finishing the evening. Listed with the historicalsociety this actual "diner" is a monument to history while you meet the hot crowd and get ... more At closing time it'sstanding room only as everybody who want's to be anybody stopshere before finishing the evening. Listed with the historicalsociety this actual "diner" is a monument to history while you meet the hot crowd and get a good meal to boot less
Joe's American Bar & Grille	Peabody, MA
He crab cakes were beautifully arranged on a bed of greens with a wonderful roasted tomato coulis. The pair was prepared to a wonderful golden brown and was of a generous proportion almost too large to be an appetizer. They were very flavorful, but n ... more He crab cakes were beautifully arranged on a bed of greens with a wonderful roasted tomato coulis. The pair was prepared to a wonderful golden brown and was of a generous proportion almost too large to be an appetizer. They were very flavorful, but not nearly as spicy as the Maryland versions I am used to. They are very mildly flavored and allowed the flavor of the crab to shine through and take center stage.My Mediterranean salad arrived afew minutes after I had finishedmy last bite of crab cakes. The salad was arranged separatingthe romaine and arugula tossed in a Greek dressing with roastedred peppers, olives, onions, feta, artichokes, humus, and homemadegrilled flat bread. The presentation was very pleasing to the eye and allowed for me to decide which ways I wanted to eat it. The humus was very flavorful and a nice combination to go with the flavor of peppers and artichoke. less
Great Bay	Boston, MA
Everything is so delicious. he crabcakes are awesome! My fiance loves the hot spinach and cheese dip appetizer. The portions are generous and the foodis great. Plus they give a hot fresh loaf of bread with every meal.