Any time someone tells me that a restaurant is UNIQUE, I instantly think that there is a girl inside a cage above the table that I'm eating at - trying to lure you to watch her and not your food. This place was no different. Nice crab cakes.

Interesting facts about Bee-Gee's Restaurant: (1)It's owned by the Bee-Gee's (2) They can't get over the fact that people don't like disco anymore (3) they may know their music, but they don't know what WELL DONE STEAK means (4) Don't EVER send food back. You don't want to know what comes back out to you. They say that tips are not nessessary, but I still leave a shiney nickel when I show up.

Please don't call the waitress CAJUN QUEEN. She doesn't like that. Her name is Tabitha (Tabby for short) and she's no queen. She lost the crown at prom and she's never gotten over it. Just ask for something simple to eat, and leave a big tip. She counts the money in front of you. It's strange, but that's TABBY for ya.

I loved Joe's Crab Shack! I thought it was the best place ever! Then, I went to Nashville, Tennessee and I saw another! At first, I thought that this one moved to a new location, but I was informed that it's actually a CHAIN!!! Can you believe it?!?! I don't trust Joe's anymore. How many more could there possibly be? Which one is the real one? Good shrimp, but don't trust them if they say they are original.

Buffalo's is a place that is a hotspot for shady fellows to come and talk about scamming honest citizens out of their money. They wear ski masks and refer to each other and #1, #2, #3, etc... You may want to stay clear of Buffalo's unless you want to be taken for a ride of deception.

Someone needs to tell Katy that her restaurant is spelled wrong. It's CATFISH. Also, those things don't taste so good. Katy wasn't working the night I showed up - with entire Huntsville Highschool Football team and their cheerleader girlfriends. We needed something to eat and that was the only place we could drive to. (Rainsville is still a town with primary dirt roads to get around). The people in the restaurant were pleasently surprised to see us. We spoke darn good English and we had a lot of money. The general feeling we all got from Katy's was that they need to start making different hushpuppies. Their puppies are a little bland. Oh, and table 23 had some children sitting there and they made a TERRIBLE mess. I think I smelled poo. It's probably cleaned up now, though. It's safe again.

You can imagine my surprise when I had to be reminded that THAI is not pronounced with the "TH" sound. I thought this was America, though. I thought I was saying it right. This place seems like a high class version of a chinese restaurant. No buffet. No General Tso's chicken. No Moo Goo Gai Pan. No way am I going back. Also, I made a mess at my table.

801 Franklin is like taking a giant scoop of "classy" and pouring a milk jug of "high society" into a glass. Then, gently stirring in some sprinkles of "fine dining" and serving it up with a straw of "rich wonderful". Don't think you're going to get away without leaving a tip, though. That's what the bouncers are for.

Talk about fancy! They actually bring you crystal drinking glasses! I'm being serious. I've got 3 at home just to prove it. The Crab Ragoon is to die for. The General Tso's chicken is good enough to sell your body on the streets right outside just to eat again. I've known people to eat so much that they have to throw up in the bathroom just to come back and eat some more. This is a revolutionary Chinese restaurant. It's worth selling your kidneys just to afford.

Health food should not exist in Huntsville. If they don't inject your wrap with a wad of bacon fat then you should leave - immediately. Also, you should shout at someone for being to health concience. It will make you feel better and raise your blood level.

If you live outside Alabama, and want to see a stereotypical restaurant where stereotypical Alabamians eat fried okra and sweet tea then this is the place. It's like a zoo of rednecks. Don't get me wrong, it's fine food, but you'll be surrounded by people who are missing half of their teeth. Also, don't talk bad about the President. Bush's approval rating actually consists of the patrons of Mullins.

There is a man who works in the kitchen at Hungry Howies and he's convinced that the human race was wiped out during Y2K. He doesn't believe we all exist. Like, if we were replaced by robots from the future that can transform into other shapes and sizes when we leave the store. This makes me concerned about what he could be doing to the food when I'm not looking. I'm sure it's probably nothing, but I'm not going back any time soon. You've been warned.

Apparently my cologne contained pharamones when I went out to eat at Longhorn. I had the entire wait-staff all over me while I was trying to slurp my coffee and dig into my cheesecake. The good thing about this was I got out of paying half of my bill. I counted 4 different phone numbers slid under my main entree plate when I "wasn't" looking. Maybe those girls are just OVERLY excited by seeing me. I'll probably go back.

There is a fine line between eating and talking. This place is definately made for eating. When I showed up to goof off with my buddies, I was startled to find that all the customers were sitting - silent - with their food. Even the lady who was taking orders was doing so with a whisper. This was strange enough to give me the heebee jeebee's, and I left. I'm sure it's changed a bunch in the past few weeks, though.

When Howard named his restaurant a DELICATESSEN - he sure didn't think much about being delicate. He's food is so good it's DANGEROUS! I've actually heard patrons of the diner state: "That's so good I'd kill someone for more cole slaw!" Be warned: Don't trust anyone in there who's eating the devilishly good cole slaw.

I stumbled into this establishment with a little different expectation than what I recieved. This is NOT - in fact - a strip club. They make really good BBQ sandwiches, though. You should also order extra pickles with everything. Even if you just get a soda and some fries.

Porters is unbelievable. Truely. I didn't believe it existed. In fact, I couldn't even find it. I'm not sure it really does exist. I would love to tell you about the food, but I can't find this place. If you go there, please tell me how good it is.

Boaz is known for great shopping centers - and this particular Arbys. You may not realize this, but about 3 years ago, an unfortunate incident happened back in the kitchen and the doors to Arbys had to close for a day or so. Now, you may or may not be superstitious, but I'd think twice before asking if SAMANTHA is working there. People don't like to say her name around that area anymore.

As long as you don't order any sort of salad from Gary's Grill, you'll be fine. This place is just wonderful during the week. On the weekends, there have been known to be brawls. Not just any old ones, either. I mean BIKER brawls. Bottles flying everywhere, chairs being torn in half. It's pretty dangerous on the weekends. My advice - go during the weekdays.

New Hope is actually a town named after a baby - baby Jesus. This restaurant is a perfect example of how well you can serve food in a location that's practically unknown to the rest of the country. It's a MOM AND POP place that serves from the soul - but doesn't serve soul food. It's strickly mouth-watering good food at a partially perfect price. Eat here if you come to town.