| Restaurant Name | City |
Rating
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| Pizza Putt | South Burlington, VT | |
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I was disgusted by the filth and squalor that awaited me when i set foot
in this hovel awash in subtstances not easily identified. children
ran barefoot through the premises, wielding metal sticks with clublike
heads upon the ends. other than this, it did not resemble my hometown.
the service was lackluster, until i threatened the manager with one
of their so-called "golf clubs." apparently there were
complimentary rotund eggs birthed from some unknown beast handed
out behind a glass pane at a counter near the door, but when i tried to
eat one it had been spoiled and gone all hard! this establishment makes
me feel loved, and so i must return for all the tickets so i can get home
to my native land.
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